SNOW DAY

Yes, it’s August and yes, I need one…of course, I also need a beach day but you just can’t pretend a beach appears in the backyard.  Snow’s easier, just don’t look outside and stay in the room with the air conditioner…well, more a metaphysical snow day…but I have to make some calls for my next article…did I mention working on the weekend is fun(add sarcastic punctuation).  I’m not really good at relaxing.  Maybe I’ll pastel.  Or read a book.  Or watch the animated Hellboy movie finally.  If only there were a switch to change the Olympics from summer to winter — curling is soothing.  Ah, there’s a break — track down the curling movie and yes, all ye doubtful, there is one:  Men With Brooms.